Blond Ambition
Yawn.
Another day, and still a receptionist. I have long suspected that I have only one reader (Ansel), and the comments on my last posting confirm it. They are both advertisements.
Though I am naught but a lowly receptionist, I have dreams. Before the end of the year, for instance, I would like to:
+ Start learning Spanish.
+ Find another job.
+ Start volunteering at a hospital.
+ Start volunteering at an animal shelter.
+ Kick my dad (literally, metaphorically, whatever) in the nuts.
+ Go to a Red Sox game.
+ Make out with Seth from the OC. (The character, not the actor. Actors have scabies. Yes, all of them.)
+ Make my boyfriend a liberal, or at least a libertarian.
[This post used to contain an explanation of how, exactly, I plan to accomplish this last goal. However, as I appear to have another reader, I have decided to edit this posting. -ATG]
Another day, and still a receptionist. I have long suspected that I have only one reader (Ansel), and the comments on my last posting confirm it. They are both advertisements.
Though I am naught but a lowly receptionist, I have dreams. Before the end of the year, for instance, I would like to:
+ Start learning Spanish.
+ Find another job.
+ Start volunteering at a hospital.
+ Start volunteering at an animal shelter.
+ Kick my dad (literally, metaphorically, whatever) in the nuts.
+ Go to a Red Sox game.
+ Make out with Seth from the OC. (The character, not the actor. Actors have scabies. Yes, all of them.)
+ Make my boyfriend a liberal, or at least a libertarian.
[This post used to contain an explanation of how, exactly, I plan to accomplish this last goal. However, as I appear to have another reader, I have decided to edit this posting. -ATG]
posted by A at 11:20 AM
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