Denouement
I am smothering my sorrows with Newman's Own Peanut Butter Cups. I am not afraid to admit this, because 1) Paul Newman was a grade-A hottie in his day, and 2) he's been faithful to his wife for 47 years, having said, "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?" This reminds me of the infamous "rump roast" incident of 2004, but I digress.*
On Monday, Megan left for Australia. She'll be gone two months, during which time Katherine will be our roommate. To clarify, Katherine's awesome. But finding someone awesome to live with, having not known the person (Megan) before, was like finding the Elusive Chode, only way better. Dusty's never around, and I'm just getting to know Hannah, so I'm all alooone. Fortunately, Emily and Beccah want to entice Dusty into getting Showtime (L Word what!) by offering to pay for it, so perhaps we'll have visitors at least once a week. Oh, man. That sounds sad. It's not that lonely, I swear. I've just started walking around the apartment naked because the chances that someone will see me are far outweighed by the chances I'll trip over my unhemmed jeans and fall down the stairs. That's all.
On a happier note, I'm hoping this warm spell will keep up. Our heating bills were out of control ($475 for December!) and I think I'd rather freeze than pay that again. Argh. Also, I'm going out with Steph, Ansel, and Robbie on Thursday night, which promises to be an awesome time. And lastly, the stickers came in last week, so I get to stuff and seal 2900 envelopes. Yippee!
*Additionally, there are only 3 cups in a package, and I only have one package, so I can't go too hog-wild.
On Monday, Megan left for Australia. She'll be gone two months, during which time Katherine will be our roommate. To clarify, Katherine's awesome. But finding someone awesome to live with, having not known the person (Megan) before, was like finding the Elusive Chode, only way better. Dusty's never around, and I'm just getting to know Hannah, so I'm all alooone. Fortunately, Emily and Beccah want to entice Dusty into getting Showtime (L Word what!) by offering to pay for it, so perhaps we'll have visitors at least once a week. Oh, man. That sounds sad. It's not that lonely, I swear. I've just started walking around the apartment naked because the chances that someone will see me are far outweighed by the chances I'll trip over my unhemmed jeans and fall down the stairs. That's all.
On a happier note, I'm hoping this warm spell will keep up. Our heating bills were out of control ($475 for December!) and I think I'd rather freeze than pay that again. Argh. Also, I'm going out with Steph, Ansel, and Robbie on Thursday night, which promises to be an awesome time. And lastly, the stickers came in last week, so I get to stuff and seal 2900 envelopes. Yippee!
*Additionally, there are only 3 cups in a package, and I only have one package, so I can't go too hog-wild.
posted by A at 11:41 AM
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